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I'm not funny, I just like that other people are.
Reblogged from aluminum-heart, Posted by oggingee.

maurypovichofficial:

1D you have no ownership of any women if she leaves you then it’s her choice not an act of theft by another person. imma still bop to it tho…imma still bop to it

Reblogged from intrenet-explorer, Posted by myrattesticle.
alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Reblogged from foxnewsofficial, Posted by ashoutintothevoid. Filed under: #fem
let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
Reblogged from intrenet-explorer, Posted by my-funny-pics.
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious
Reblogged from parkingstrange, Posted by 997.
isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

Reblogged from tiredestprincess, Posted by saladinahmed. Filed under: #fem

Handling harassment, 1940. (from PLANET COMICS)