Reblogged from
voxery,
Posted by
teenytigress.
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Aye gurl wanna take a ride on mah
Reblogged from
magicconchshell,
Posted by
forrever--youngg.
Reblogged from
necrophilofthefuture,
Posted by
getawildlife.
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
wow this this just….oh my god wow this is pretty touching
Reblogged from
tordles,
Posted by
amateurisms.
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Reblogged from
magicconchshell,
Posted by
xdioxcide.
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
