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I'm not funny, I just like that other people are.
Reblogged from theeversowearykoala, Posted by ryborg365.

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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Reblogged from pizza, Posted by neodaq.
neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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Mary Lambert - Body Love (Medley)

(Source: punkmoss)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

Reblogged from whackintosh, Posted by stacksbreadup.
lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

lunalovegouda:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

bjorg-man:

watch this

I didn’t know what I expected tbh

im so confused

Reblogged from el-za, Posted by flawlessirishprince.

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME