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I'm not funny, I just like that other people are.
Reblogged from toocooltobehipster, Posted by schmookens.
Reblogged from xlinop, Posted by pyramidslayer.
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Reblogged from icanteventwerk, Posted by stacksbreadup.
stacksbreadup:


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

android-15:

how you gon be mad on vacation?

Reblogged from memequeen1998, Posted by missdontcare-x.

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

necrophilofthefuture:

hatos:

everyone please stop what youre doing and enjoy this dog

Fucking good for him. He did it

Reblogged from lindsaychrist, Posted by princessbrat7.