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I'm not funny, I just like that other people are.
Reblogged from thehilariousblog, Posted by konishiroku.
railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 
Reblogged from sluttyoliveoil, Posted by toomanykids.
aduhm:

he fuck that goat

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

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Reblogged from xlinop, Posted by cleancore.
straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

Reblogged from lindsaychrist, Posted by catgifsoup.
concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.